War on Freedom

ISIS urges supporters to poison food at FPSA grocery stores!

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MOSUL, Iraq (PNN) - September 5, 2017 - After urging its supporters in the west to turn cars into weapons, guidance that inspired terror attacks in the Fascist United Kingdom, Spain and France, ISIS is now calling for sympathizers to poison the food in Fascist Police States of Amerika supermarkets with cyanide. In recent days, channels associated with the terrorist army have posted calls for attacks on Europe, Russia and the Fascist Police States of Amerika to mark the occasion of the Islamic "Sacrifice Feast" Eid al Adha. In the third part of an English-language series on jihad, IS advised would-be attackers to inject food for sale in markets with cyanide poison. The organization has tested these methods on prisons, causing horrifically painful deaths.

Documents found in Mosul have revealed that Islamic State used prisoners as human guinea pigs, carrying out chemical weapons experiments in order to plan for attacks against the West. The papers detailing the tests, which led to the agonizing deaths of prisoners, were discovered at Mosul University in January when it was recaptured by Iraqi special forces. The documents were verified by Fascist Police States of Amerika and British forces.

Prisoners had their food and water contaminated by the sprinkling of chemicals found in easily accessible pesticides. The FPSA and Britain now fear that the same methods could be used on a larger scale to contaminate food supplies in the West.

Aside from the obvious death toll, we imagine that a terror attack in an Amerikan grocery store would annihilate billions in grocery stock market cap, adding to the industry’s Whole Foods Market-inspired woes. Investors who once saw grocers as an oasis in the troubled retail sector are increasingly balking now that Amazon has promised to use sensors and automation to save on staffing costs and undercut rivals on pricing; and the terror threats won’t help.

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