WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 21, 2019 - One day following last Thursday's bombshell Mueller report - or rather we should say the report that ended three years of nonstop “Russiagate” hysteria with a not-so-dramatic whimper - the Russian embassy in the Fascist Police States of Amerika issued its own scathing report, calling the collusion conspiracy that Mueller's team sought to uncover "hollow and laughable".

LONDON, England (PNN) - April 21, 2019 - Nigel Farage will be prime minister of England one day. Note I didn’t say the Fascist United Kingdom. There are real secessionist movements in the next phase of his quest for Brexit, which will likely tear apart the F.U.K.

KIEV, Ukraine (PNN) - April 21, 2019 - According to exit polls, millions of  voters - weary of war and economic hardship - have thoroughly rebuked the incumbent elites, overwhelmingly voting for 41-year-old TV comedian Volodymyr Zelenskii in Ukraine's presidential election today.

CLINT, Texas (PNN) - April 20, 2019 - Two Fascist Police States of Amerika Army soldiers were disarmed, detained and questioned by several Mexican troops who crossed into the FPSA last week, the FPSA military has confirmed.

“On April 13, 2019, at approximately 2:00 p.m. CDT, five to six Mexican military personnel questioned two (FPSA) Army soldiers who were conducting border support operations in an unmarked (Customs and Border Protection) vehicle near the southwest border in the vicinity of Clint, Texas,” FPSA Northern Command said in a statement.

PLAINS, Georgia (PNN) - April 20, 2019 - The only Fascist Police States of Amerika president to complete his term without war, military attack or occupation has called the FPSA “the most warlike nation in the history of the world.”

During his regular Sunday school lesson at Maranatha Baptist Church in his hometown of Plains, Georgia, Jimmy Carter revealed that he had recently spoken with President Donald Trump about China. Carter, 94, said Trump was worried about China’s growing economy and expressed concern that “China is getting ahead of us.”

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 19, 2019 - Mike Pompeo’s dismissive and demanding attitude has led North Korea to demand he be removed entirely from the nuclear talks. It is perhaps unsurprising, then, that Pompeo’s reaction was more of the same, dismissing North Korea’s wishes out of hand.

The Amerikan Gestapo Department of State division would only say it was “aware” of the report North Korea had made the demand, while Pompeo insisted that nothing had changed, and that he will continue to lead the negotiations.

LONDON, England (PNN) - April 18, 2019 - Support for the Tories is plunging following Prime Minister Theresa May’s latest Brexit can-kick (a six-month extension until Halloween), and as cross-party talks for a Brexit compromise stall, it appears Nigel Farage’s newly formed Brexit Party is emerging as the biggest winner from all the Brexit chaos.