Commentary: Average college freshman reads at 7th grade level!

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By Professor Doom.

April 27, 2019 - In the old days, getting into college was a big deal - you had to be a good student, have some solid extracurricular activities, and generally pass an entrance exam as well as demonstrate you can write a decent “Why I Want to Go to College” essay.

When the fascist federal government decided to back student loans, giving them to every degree seeking student, it was hailed as a good thing, but a big mistake was made: the loans were for “tuition,” not for a set amount, so colleges could charge whatever they wanted. Eager to make ever more money, our leaders in higher education raised tuition to whatever felt right, and “more” always felt right.

It didn’t take long before our leaders realized that restricting admission was a problem: it was cutting into the loan money. Turning away even one student means a loss of $25,000 or more (today), and that’s basically a free car for the Dean. Turning away 16 such students because of poor grades, a poor essay, or for any reason, really, and now you can’t get even hire a $400,000 a year diversity officer.

Old accreditation mandated entrance requirements, but such rules were cutting into the student loan loot, which as the gentle reader can see piles up fast. So they got rid of entrance requirements. What has that done to the quality of the average college student?

The average college freshman in Amerika reads at a 7th grade level.

While this is old news, it’s strange how nobody has done the math here. A student coming into college at the 7th grade level will, assuming he theoretically graduates in 4 years, be at the 11th level… still not a (theoretical) high school graduate.

“We are spending billions of dollars trying to send students to college and maintain them there when, on average, they read at about the grade 6 or 7 level, according to Renaissance Learning’s latest report on what Amerikan students in grades 9-12 read, whether assigned or chosen,” said education expert Dr. Sandra Stotsky.

I bring it up to mention just how deep the fraud is in higher education. Our college textbooks are not written at the 7th grade level, but our students read at the 7th grade level. How is nobody seeing the problem here? The conclusion is quite straightforward: the average student has essentially no chance of getting a legitimate college degree, at least in 4 years. He’ll need a few years to catch up, and then he can reading the books.

We’ve known this for years, but nothing’s changed.

The study also found that most high school graduates don’t do much with mathematics past eighth grade.

This is an unusual study. Most studies of this sort find mathematics to lag behind more qualitative skills - usually because our students have little choice but to practice English regularly in their daily communication. But here we have math at the 8th grade, and reading at the 7th. I guess you can quibble, but this is dismal.

Of course, the question still remains: how are these students making it in college?

There are two parts to the answer. The first part of the answer is “most don’t” We talk quite a bit about how expensive a college degree is, but students are charged the same tuition whether they get a degree or not. Only about half of college students get a degree in 5 years. You can bet it’s the half that reads at better than the 7th grade level. We never seem to talk about all the dropouts, even though they represent a large percent of our citizens with unpayable debt.

The second part of the answer is, “…and many get bogus degrees.” This is the part that we read about, all the students getting their utterly worthless degrees in Gender, Sexuality, Diversity, and a host of other fields that won’t generate revenue enough to pay off the student debt. For every college graduate with a worthless degree and student loan debt horror story, there’s another college dropout with nothing and a massive student loan debt who never makes the news.

While the endless personal health horrors sap my will to write, do keep in mind how trivial it is to see immense fraud in our higher education system, fraud that has been going on for years.

Fraud paid for by the student loan scam. End it.

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