God enjoys a good laugh!

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Here's something women have always known!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone brother.
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He didn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Father's business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with His hands.
  2. He had wine with His meals.
  3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

  1. He never cut His hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

  1. He was at peace with nature.
  2. He ate a lot of fish.
  3. He talked about the Great Spirit.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.


Can I get an AMEN!!

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