A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.
Broiled Missionary: $15.00
Fried Explorer: $20.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why is there such a price difference for the politician?”
The waiter replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.”